Saturday, February 5, 2011
The South is Mad at You!
Traitor!! You G** D*** Traitor! how could you do this to us?! Why would you do it! You should die! You are south blood and you dare join the North?! Tennessee needed you but instead you kill them? how could you? We are going to get you one day, you are a terrible man! Don't you want a non-human doing your job for you? so you could relax and take a break from doing things? Why do you think humans made computers?! it's the same thing as a black, white, Chinese or whatever _____-man you need. except, its legal. You don't know it but your using a slave right beneath your finger tips! yeah... except, they don't have blood or feelin's or nothin'. Anyway, on behalf of all the southerners; uhhh... I don't know actually. Your a terrible man!
Ghost of Susan
Hello my hubby, I'm sorry for putting this picture on here but I keep it always to remind me of how brave and glorious you are! I don't have any pictures I guess. Since I'm a ghost I hacked my way into the world of the internet to speak to you! oh how I miss you! I wish I could have been there for your wonderful promotion, congratulations Honey. This Country still needs a great man like you, too bad you just spend all your time on computers! Ha-ha-ha. yeah, these are some amazing machines they are. Have you seen the motion picture called "No Country For Old Men"? that was a good movie. Well, come visit me soon dear! I love you, fair well.
Military
Well thanks David, you have been a great guy for me. As you know David Porter here is the one who got me into the Navy and trained me on this here ship called the Essex which is right here on the right. They called these bad boys "Iron-clads" back in my day. Oh, I wish I could command the bad-to-the-bone USS Essex today which is refered to as a "aircraft carrier" how cool is that? anyway, I worked my way up the ranks of the navy through tough times. like the time my crew and I won a great battle at mobile bay in Alabama. We also took New Orleans, and I defended Vicksburg and won that as well. Basically, I'm one damn good captain. That's why the North won the war. ;)
comment by: your father
Hello my Surrogate son, ha-ha-ha. How have you been? my life has been well and I am extremely proud of you. Your father and mother would be too. The Essex misses you ha-ha, she likes to have a great captain like yourself, I see on your current blog you didn't say much about your military career, you should tell everybody about it. Well take care son, and I'm terribly sorry about Susan... but good job commander! see ya.
All About Me; David Farragut
Good day, I am David Farragut. Actually James Farragut but I changed my name after a great person named David Porter who actually adopted me to train me later for the military, which I am very great-full for. From then on I pursued my passion for the water and the Navy. I am actually from Tennessee which is in the south, when the war broke out I pledged alliegence for the United states and moved to New York to stay in the Union Navy. David Porter was in the Navy too, for the war of 1812 on the Essex which I was taught almost everything I know. In 1841 my beautiful wife of 16 years Susan died... a year later I was promoted to commander of the Navy which is one of my best honors, aside from sharing my life with Susan. This is my first post, but mark my words! There shall be another!
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